Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !