I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.