The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.