I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.