People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.

Mrs. Crupp had indignantly assured him that there wasn't room to
swing a cat there; but as Mr. Dick read more

Mrs. Crupp had indignantly assured him that there wasn't room to
swing a cat there; but as Mr. Dick justly observed to me, sitting
down on the foot of the bed, nursing his leg, "You know,
Trotwood, I don't want to swing a cat. I never do swing a cat.
Therefore what does that signify to me?"

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what they want.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what they want.

His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
My read more

His friends he loved. His direst earthly foes--
Cats--I believe he did but feign to hate.
My hand will miss the insinuated nose,
Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate.

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.

When all candles be out, all cats be gray.