I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same read more

Darryl Gibson has been quite magnificent coming inside Andrew Mehrtens, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of the same today.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.