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Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
I've won at every level, except college and pro.
I've won at every level, except college and pro.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.
Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.
I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)
I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)
The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.
The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)
I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)