Maxioms Pet

X
  •   20  /  23  

    He wants Texas back.
    (when asked what terms Mexican-born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations)

Share to:

You May Also Like   /   View all maxioms

  ( comments )
  22  /  19  

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

by Ted Walsh Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  21  /  22  

How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced read more

How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced math courses and 100% of teachers in Germany have double majors, while the best we can say about our pocket of excellence is that 75% of [American] students have learned to critique tactfully?.

by Barbara J. Alexander Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  20  /  14  

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  19  

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

by Vance Law Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  18  

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

by Ray Malavasi Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  13  

Training is all-encompassing and should be related to everything a unit does, or can have happen to it.

Training is all-encompassing and should be related to everything a unit does, or can have happen to it.

by Arthur Collins Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  15  /  17  

I don't know anything that builds the will to win better than competitive sports.

I don't know anything that builds the will to win better than competitive sports.

by Richard M. Nixon Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  11  /  16  

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

by Joe Adcock Found in: Sports Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  8  /  14  

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood read more

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

Maxioms Web Pet