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The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as read more
When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf read more
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me read more
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players read more
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field?