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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's read more
When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a contest and everything that implies, a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf read more
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.