When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.
