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    When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish.

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All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me read more

All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'

by Mickey Lolich Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

by Satchel Paige Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

by Satchel Paige Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

by Yogi Berra Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

by Casey Stengel Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.

The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.

by Glenn Dickey Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.

by Yogi Berra Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

by Satchel Paige Found in: Sports:baseball Quotes,
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