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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf read more
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players read more
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field?
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me read more
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off read more
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging.
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair read more
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game.
You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat.
You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat.