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You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some read more
You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it read more
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Describing an opposing team: Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Describing an opposing team: Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.
Martha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on read more
Martha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.' 'Yeah,' I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.
I don't like to lose, and that isn't so much because it is just a football game, but because defeat read more
I don't like to lose, and that isn't so much because it is just a football game, but because defeat means the failure to reach your objective. I don't want a football player who doesn't take defeat to heart, who laughs it off with the thought, 'Oh, well, there's another Saturday.' The trouble in American life today, in business as well as in sports, is that too many people are afraid of competition. The result is that in some circles people have come to sneer at success if it costs hard work and training and sacrifice.
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
If you are worshipping false gods—such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology or automobiles or houses or read more
If you are worshipping false gods—such as football, baseball, gold, tennis, or money or technology or automobiles or houses or gold or silver—and you can tell what a man worships by what he does on Sunday—repent and start worshipping the true and living God, the maker of heaven and earth and all things that in them are.
Being in politics is like coaching football. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough read more
Being in politics is like coaching football. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to think it's important.