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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call read more
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
