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Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to read more
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
