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    The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

by Raymond Hull Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

by Carrie P. Snow Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

by Washington Irving Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, read more

A great poet has seldom sung of lawfully wedded happiness, but of free and secret love; and in this respect, too the time is coming when there will no longer be one standard of morality for poetry and another for life. To anyone tender of conscience, the ties formed by a free connection are stronger than the legal ones.

by Ellen Key Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

by Euripides Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

by Bill Cosby Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

by Billy Connolly Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

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