Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Falsehood is invariably the child of fear in one form or another.

Falsehood is invariably the child of fear in one form or another.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.

The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception.

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it

Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

Better to get hurt by the truth than comforted with a lie.

Who lies for you will lie against you.

Who lies for you will lie against you.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.