Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never read more

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

The product that will not sell without advertising will not sell profitably with advertising.

The product that will not sell without advertising will not sell profitably with advertising.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.