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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

by Mitch Ratcliffe Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

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Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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