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    Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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The computer is a moron.

The computer is a moron.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Computers Quotes,
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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

by Janet Reno Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

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After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for read more

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain

by Dan Castellaneta Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

by Mitch Ratcliffe Found in: Computers Quotes,
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think read more

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

by Richard Dawkins Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

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