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    Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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The computer is a moron.

The computer is a moron.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

by Tim Berners Found in: Computers Quotes,
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The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think read more

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

by Anon. Found in: Computers Quotes,
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I want to put a ding in the universe.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

by Steve Jobs Found in: Computers Quotes,
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What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?

by Walter F. Mondale Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

by Richard Dawkins Found in: Computers Quotes,
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