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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.
It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
