Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.