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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.
Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
