A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to read more

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

I want to put a ding in the universe.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think read more

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for read more

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain