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    A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to read more

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

by Anon. Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things read more

Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing. It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.

by Meg Whitman Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and read more

Web users ultimately want to get at data quickly and easily. They don't care as much about attractive sites and pretty design.

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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

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Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

by Jean Rostand Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

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