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I want to put a ding in the universe.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to read more
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more
Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns