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    A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

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Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

Personally, I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

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