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    Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

by Doug Larson Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind

by Joseph Weizenbaum Found in: Computers Quotes,
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

by Mitch Ratcliffe Found in: Computers Quotes,
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It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

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Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

by Nicholas Negroponte Found in: Computers Quotes,
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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, read more

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.

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Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

by J. H. Goldfuss Found in: Computers Quotes,
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