Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

You'll see more and more perfection of that - computer as servant. But the next thing is going to be read more

You'll see more and more perfection of that - computer as servant. But the next thing is going to be computer as a guide or agent.

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had read more

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.