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    Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

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Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

by Anon. Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

by Doug Larson Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

by Tim Berners Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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The computer is a moron.

The computer is a moron.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Computers Quotes,
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