Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under read more

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.