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Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of read more

Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

by Mitch Ratcliffe Found in: Computers Quotes,
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

by Doug Larson Found in: Computers Quotes,
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The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come read more

The world has arrived at an age of cheap complex devices of great reliability, and something is bound to come of it.

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There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

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They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

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Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.

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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them read more

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.

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Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

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