Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the read more

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for read more

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make read more

Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of read more

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.