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Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
Behavior is what a man does, not what he thinks, feels, or believes.
I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.
I only wish to be the fountain of love from which you drink, every drop promising eternal passion.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
A period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
