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Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
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The massive gates of circumstance
Are turned upon the smallest hinge,
And thus some seeming pettiest chance
Oft gives our life its after-tinge.
The trifles of our daily lives,
The common things, scarce worth recall,
Whereof no visible trace survives,
These are the mainsprings after all.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a read more
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
If you think before you speak the other guy gets its joke in first.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.
The purpose of a liberal education is to make one's mind a pleasant place to spend one's leisure.