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Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
A committee is a group of the unwilling, chosen from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
When you laugh, be sure to laugh at what people do and not at what people are.
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people read more
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.
Children are natural mimics: they act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners. -Anonymous.
