Groucho Marx ( 10 of 34 )
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
