Television Quotes ( 20 - 30 of 30 )
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
All television is children's television.
All television is children's television.
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still read more
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will read more
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will read more
By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education.... From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.
