Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.