Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams read more
Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, 'How good or how bad am I?' That's where courage comes in.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
