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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

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If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Funny Quotes,
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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