Fran Lebowitz

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.