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Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sleep Quotes,
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Waiting Quotes,
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