Maxioms by John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a read more
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
