Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
