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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Equality Quotes,
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Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Break Quotes,
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Illness Quotes,
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Animals Quotes,
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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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