Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
