Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
