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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Funny Quotes,
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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

by W. C. Fields Found in: Inflation Quotes,
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Actor Quotes,
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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

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