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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd read more

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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The most dangerous thing in the world is to try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

The most dangerous thing in the world is to try to leap a chasm in two jumps.

by William Lloyd George Found in: Danger Quotes,
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Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", read more

Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother read more

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

by Jack Handy Found in: Deep thoughts Quotes,
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To see what is right and not to do it is cowardice.

To see what is right and not to do it is cowardice.

by Confucius Found in: Cowardice Quotes,
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A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.

A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.

by Greek Proverb Found in: Danger Quotes,
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Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Cowardice Quotes,
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To have entities in an aura
(possession) is akin
to being a landlord
in a house with locked rooms
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To have entities in an aura
(possession) is akin
to being a landlord
in a house with locked rooms
to which there is no access.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Danger Quotes,
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There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he gets his brain a-going.

There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he gets his brain a-going.

by C. C. Phelps Found in: Danger Quotes,
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