Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.

Good intentions aren't good enough!

Good intentions aren't good enough!

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

Let your intentions be good - embodied in good thoughts, cheerful words, and unselfish deeds - and the world will read more

Let your intentions be good - embodied in good thoughts, cheerful words, and unselfish deeds - and the world will be to you a bright and happy place in which to work and play and serve

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.

The way out is the way through

The way out is the way through

You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.

You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.