I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended read more

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Never insult anyone by accident.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, read more

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.

The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention.

The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.