The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a read more

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like 'Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of read more

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you read more

Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.