To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if read more

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, 'Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say, 'Sorry, got these sacks.'

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four unless there are three other people.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the read more

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.