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I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.
I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.
Miss Piggy to Johnny Carson
.. do you think I am Oscar material?
Johnny Carson: Oscar Mayer maybe
NBC Tonight read more
Miss Piggy to Johnny Carson
.. do you think I am Oscar material?
Johnny Carson: Oscar Mayer maybe
NBC Tonight Show writers
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The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to read more
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
