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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is read more
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I read more
Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said, 'Hey, how's it going?' So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said 'Now who's asking the questions?'
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by read more
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
Puns are a form of humor with words.rn
Puns are a form of humor with words.rn
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and read more
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
