Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a
bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a
bicycle repair kit.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.