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    No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

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Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

by Dr. James C. Dobson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold read more

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

by Marilyn Monroe Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

by Euripides Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

by Peter De Vries Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

by Peter De Vries Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always read more

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

by Sydney Smith Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages.
You can't divorce a book.

I've given my memoirs far more thought than any of my marriages.
You can't divorce a book.

by Gloria Swanson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

by Raymond Hull Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

by Bill Cosby Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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