Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh read more

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.

Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Same-sex marriage is not the future.

Same-sex marriage is not the future.

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.