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    One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.

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A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.

A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.

by Ivern Ball Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

by Billy Connolly Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

by Paul Hornung Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he read more

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a
bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a
bicycle repair kit.

by Geoffrey Chaucer Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.

by Halen Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

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