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    Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

by Evelyn Hendrickson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Experience, though non auctoritee
Were in this world, is right ynough to me
To speke of wo read more

Experience, though non auctoritee
Were in this world, is right ynough to me
To speke of wo that is in mariage. . . .

by Geoffrey Chaucer Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

by Jean Rostand Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

by Rita Rudner Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

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Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the
constancy of its vows are the very people read more

Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the
constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the
chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the
whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the
argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in?
If he is not, why pretend that he is?

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

by Benjamin Disraeli Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

by George Jessel Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are read more

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?

by Ralph Waldo Emerson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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