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    Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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The women's movement hit my neighborhood like a freight train. Everybody got divorced. You wonder what would have happened to read more

The women's movement hit my neighborhood like a freight train. Everybody got divorced. You wonder what would have happened to women if the suburbs hadn't been built.

by Susan Faludi Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she read more

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

by Henry Youngman Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

by Thornton Wilder Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

by Dr. James C. Dobson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

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If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

by Gary Smalley Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

by Max Kauffman Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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