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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
When a bachelor of philosophy from the Antilles refuses to apply for certification as a teacher on the grounds of read more
When a bachelor of philosophy from the Antilles refuses to apply for certification as a teacher on the grounds of his color I say that philosophy has never saved anyone. When someone else strives and strains to prove to me that black men are as intelligent as white men I say that intelligence has never saved anyone: and that is true, for, if philosophy and intelligence are invoked to proclaim the equality of men, they have also been employed to justify the extermination of men.
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him read more
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.
Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.